Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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