Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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