My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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