My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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