ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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