He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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