YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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