I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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