Who did Billy Mays play for?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
why is half of my head shaved?
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