What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off