But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it