I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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