I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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