I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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