Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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