Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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