I wish I only lived at night.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
