honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't turn off my feet"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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