Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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