I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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