We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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