The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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