So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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