get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
there is puke in my bra ... again
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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