Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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