You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
dude. I can hear the air.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Two words: nipple clamps
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