Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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