I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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