Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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