that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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