Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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