I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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