Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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