Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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