Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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