): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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