Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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