so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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