When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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