like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize