did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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