They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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