what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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