Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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