Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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