i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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