I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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