So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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