I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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