is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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