More tranny stories later!
You can't special order awesome
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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