AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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