Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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