It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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