Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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